Lappy

Dear computer tech guys,

Ye've had me blarsted computer for nigh on a month now. Fer the love of rum and all that is holy, would ye finally have done with it and give her back to me? I've got things to do on it, and me mate is addicted to the blarsted Worlds of Warcraft or somesuch, so gettin' on his desktop becomes a mite hard.

Or I might have to embark on a rescue mission, fueled by me overproof rum purchased on me sojourn to Jamaica, savvy?